[Chorus] This ain't Texas (Oh) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So, lay your cards down, down, down, down So, park your Lexus (Ooh) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real life boogie, and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
[Verse 1] Ha There's a tornado (There's a tornado) In my city (In my city) Hit the basement (Hit the basement) That shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty) Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'Cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin') Puffin' red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
[Pre-Chorus] Ooh, one step to the right We headed the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
[Chorus] This ain't Texas (Oh) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So, lay your cards down, down, down, down So, park your Lexus (Ooh) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around,' round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real life boogie, and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
[Refrain] And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey too It's a real life boogie, and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo
[Verse 2] There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) Coming at us (Coming at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight) Too cold to panic (Too cold to panic) All of the problems Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) And now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
[Pre-Chorus] Ooh, one step to the right We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, you run to the left Just with me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
[Chorus] This ain't Texas (Oh) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So, lay your cards down, down, down, down So, park your Lexus (Ooh) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around,' round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real life boogie, and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
[Refrain] And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on mehoney too It's a real life boogie, and a real life hoedown Don't be a—, come take it to the floor now (Ooh)
[Outro] Take it to the floor now, ooh Oops, spurs, boots To the floor now, ooh Ooh, ooh Shoot Come take it to the floor now (Ooh) And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too Spurs, spurs, boots Photogenic Photogenic Shoot.
